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Meat Flaps |
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When a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion. |
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Man, I saw my mums meat flaps the other day. It looked dead. 
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1. Syvoran |
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A sifty butt rapist that sifts round and often lures weak helpless boys into his house then proceeds to work their ass. |
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Man, Syvoran gave my ass such a ass walloping the other day. |
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2. Syvoran |
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A keen, practiced rapist. He's an expert at stalking and luring small boys into his house and having his way with them. His powerful odor is said to have an immediate affect on the nervous system, rendering his victims paralyzed but conscious, while they're brutally raped. |
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Swift: "Syvoran got Hemi the other night, I saw him take him to his lair and whisper sweet nothings in his ear while he gently raped him." Mighty Steel Leg: "OMG I bet Hemi loved it!" |
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3. Syvoran |
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A man who writhes in his own sexual fluid, slithering across the floor just for a taste of sweet anal (he's much like a gay boogie man). |
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1... 2 Syvoran's coming for you... |
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Shaddapa Your Mouth |
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A snappy comback which can be used in almost every situation. |
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Neighbour : "You're playing your rap music too loud." True Hero : "Shaddapa your mouth!" Fat Girl : "Fuck, stop watching porn and come help me with the trash." True Hero : "Shaddapa your mouth, biatch" Old Beach Man : "Don't play on those sand dunes, you're destroying the beach." True Hero : "shaddapa your mouth!" |
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True Hero |
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The highest rank you could ever recieve. |
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You are a True Hero. Oh my god! I saw you beat those two dinosaur knights you're definitely a True Hero. Wow you're a True Hero for saving that bus full of orphans from The Devil. 
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Beef |
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Similar to beef curtains except cut off from the original host and far more delicious. |
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Fuck I could go for a helping of beef right about now. I'm going to have a beef feast later. Oh my god get that beef outta here! |
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Hakko |
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A stupid islander with a dumb magic staff that doesn't work. Also known as Crazy Hakko, Hakko and Stupid Hakko. |
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Ha ha! Man, Hakko's such a dirty islander. |
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Skrukk |
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The Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts, possibly a sexual stimulation point. |
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Fuck, it's hard shaving your skrukk. 
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Thrashing Penis |
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A penis that has gone completely out of control and thrashes about with fury. |
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Oh my god! That guy has a thrashing penis! |
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Curious Penis |
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A penis which is always poking about and curious about everything. |
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Oh my god, I think I just saw a curious behind that bush! 
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Throbbing Cock |
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A cock which is throbbing for some luvin' from either a pussy or anus. |
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Man, my cocks throbbin' for some anus. Egad Schoolboy Jimmy! Your cock is throbbing! |
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Julia Roberts |
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One of those "I don't do nude scenes." actresses. If they don't nudy up, what's the point? |
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I'm too good for nude scenes. |
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1. Ripe Nob |
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A nob which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking. |
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My nob's almost ready for feasting. Whoa Steve! You have one of the ripest nobs I've ever seen!! |
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2. Ripe Nob |
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A nob that is tender and ready to explode, can also be described as juicy. Nob's become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling. |
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I have a ripe nob if you'd like a bite. |
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Saggy Daddies |
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Real saggy balls which when get hot they will tend to get sticky and produce a weird unpleasant smell. |
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Fuck, my saggy daddies are startin' to smell again, mom. |
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1. Dwang |
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A very long penis which belongs to an old man. |
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My grandpa has a massive dwang! |
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2. Dwang |
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The term given to an old man's long penis. Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis. |
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I hope I have a dwang when I'm old. Flop out your dwang, Brian. |
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1. Soggy Anus |
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An anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it. |
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Oh no, whenever I fart my pants get wet! |
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2. Soggy Anus |
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An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid. |
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I fucked that guy so hard he had a soggy anus for hours. |
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3. Soggy Anus |
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An anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process. |
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Oh god! My anus wont stop squelching ass discharge. I might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus. |
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1. Seasoned Penis |
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A penis for eating, usually seasoned with many exotic herbs. |
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Man, Bulu Zulu makes a good seasoned penis. |
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2. Seasoned Penis |
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A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease. Usually has a rotten nob - very unappealing. |
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Oh my god, I got a seasoned penis! |
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3. Seasoned Penis |
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A penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices. |
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Bulu Zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis. |
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o0o0o0o0o0o |
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A sound you make whenever something gay, sexual and revealing happens. For example if your friend bends over with no pants on then its appropriate for it to be sounded. |
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Oh my god, that man has his cock out! o0o0o0o0o0o! |
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Speese |
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The result when sperm and cheese are mixed together. |
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I'll have the large double speese burger. |
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Ice Creeem |
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Ice cream only eaten by the Ice Cream King. It is of the highest quality and enhances your love life. |
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Mmmm ice creeem. |
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Fuckmother |
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Someone who has exceeded the name motherfucker and has reached the next insult level. |
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Give me back my penis, you fuckmother. |
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Dicklick |
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A person who licks penises in secret and doesn't tell a soul, yet somehow everyone knows and calls them dicklick. |
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Get over here and polish my nob, dicklick. |
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Dongslap |
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What you do to someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth. |
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Poboom: "Shaddapa your mouth!" Hakko : *dongslap* |
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Ranboob |
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Ranboob changed my ways. I used to be a respectable lawyer until I found Ranboob. Now I'm a known child molester and beastiality expert :( |
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With a very distinct style, and a keen sense of Ranboob, Ranboob proves to be the ultimate moron. |
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Salt Woman |
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A very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina. Also known as poboom's mother. |
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Hakko: "Holy fuck it's her! Lets get out of here!!" Fool : "Nah let's just let her have her way with us." Hakko: "Fine have it your way." Fool : "Holy shit, my soul's gone! Dammit!" |
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Genga |
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A person with ginger hair. It began back in the 17th century when people started having sex with their cousins and having retarded children, these retarded children had the first ever ginger hair so whenever you see a person with ginger hair you know that they're a descendant of these ancient inbreds. |
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Genga: "Hey there, big boy." True Hero: "Get away from me, you genga whore!" Genga: "Waaaaa!" 
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Morning Nob |
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Your nob after a big night of wanking and/or sex. |
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Girlfriend: What's that fishy smell? Brian : Oh thats just my morning nob. |
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Meganium |
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Extremly large, king size penis. |
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"Whoa! You didn't tell me you wielded a meganium!?" - Suckyfucker McLickerson |
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Nacho Anus |
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Nachos served piping hot from the anus. |
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Waiter: "Your order sir?" True Hero: "I'll have the nacho anus please." Waiter: "Wise choice sir." Waiter: *bends over revealing a nacho anus* |
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Anus Master |
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Grand champion and supreme master of the anus. |
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When I had a life-threatning anus disease, I went to seek help from the anus master. I had to travel for many months into the mountains, but I at last found his temple. I approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and I felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. I then felt calm and I was at last cured. |
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Dong Polisher |
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A Spanish midget that polishes your dong. |
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Hey Enrique, get over here and polish my dong. |